Drew Portnoy

Huge thanks to Rey Melara, Paul Salamone & East Side Comedy Berlin for having me on Saturday night. Had a blast. And big shout out to Sanjay Shihora and Comedyclub Kookaburra for letting me host the German Open Mic Sunday night. I really enjoyed it and it was one of the best Sundays I've seen there (and not just because I was hosting). And extra thanks to Anne Kraft for writing my final joke of the night.

I just debated taking the elevator to my third-floor lair to give me a chance to look over the latest Greenpeace newspaper.

If you break in while we're gone, would you mind watering the plants?

Huge thanks again to Rey Melara and Paul Salamone for having me host Comedy in SIN last night. Way too much fun. And all the comedians + Mf David Deery's moustasche.

Had a blast last night at Round 1 of Comedy Mix at Kookaburra. Better tonight? Also: I think Sanjay's onto something with his title for the show: Immigrantenstadl. Yes!

Other dates to remember: At Kookaburra with the very funny David Cassel and the very capable Sanjay Shihora this Thurs., Fri., Sat. (July 29, 30, 31).

We've still got Lena.

Yes! Talentschmiede on Okt. 1. Hello Cindy aus Marzahn, I'm Drew from Prenzlauer Berg - Do you have any grey poupon?

Three little kids at Scheinbar Saturday. They too liked my daughter's favorite joke.

Did MotorFM's Off the Record last night to be played next wednesday (at 10 p.m.). I won't tell you what happens in the future but I had a blast. Plus: free beer.

I'm discovering that both being a TV talking head and comedy require the one thing I'm really horrible at: preparation.